I am a huge LOST fan, and there's this guy named Daniel that does a Dairy recap of sorts after every epidose. It's isn't so much a recap of the show, but a dairy of his thoughts and observations while watching the episode.
I thought I'd do something similar with The Biggest Loser, it may turn out completely lame-o, but here you go-o!
7:01 "Do you want to get healthy or get fatter and sicker?" "These people aren't like you. They ARE you." So says Bob-alicious
7:02 YAY! Dan is back! Of course we already knew that because Jillian spilled it over the summer on her radio show.
7:03 "Don't ever say you can't do something." So says Bob-alicious. I'll say (or not say) whatever you want me to say Bob ;)
7:04 What a wimp. I'm already crying LOL "This is your life. What are you going to do with it?"
7:06 Meghan screams out - "I love that book?" Huh, what? Oh, Sean is reading Giggle Giggle Quack Quack to his child.
7:09 Uh-oh, the bus is pulling over and they aren't even at the ranch yet. Hey, that looks like where the BL7 Final 4 did their marathon.
7:10 Yup. It's the final mile of the BL7 marathon. Contestants will race the final mile. First person to cross finish line will get immunity, plus gets to pick their partner for the season, PLUS their partner gets immunity.
7:11 Ali has a surprise. Who's in the car that just pulled up? My money's on Dan. Meghan points out that they already showed Dan getting out of that car within the first three minutes of the show. I'm so proud of my 8-year old!
7:12 Commercial break. Commercials for Chili's, WalMart groceries, and the Meatball movie. I wonder how many food commercials will air tonite?
7:16 So who's in the car? Is it a bird? A plane? Bob-alicious or Jillian? No, it's Dan. Duh.
7:18 Ready, set, go! My money's on Dan to win.
7:19 "I want to do great things someday. It starts with doing great things for myself." Allen
7:21 Oh yeah, Dan wins. He ran 1 mile in 14:17. Snap.
7:23 Anyone else kinda freaked out by the way Tracy's acting? I mean, they already showed us she gets medivac'd off the beach in the first 3 minutes of the show, but still ....
7:24 Yep, there's the medivac for Tracy. Mo also goes to the hospital.
7:25 Commercial break
7:28 "This primetime lineup is brought to you by McDonald's" LMAO
7:29 Whew - Tracy and Mo are ok, but will stay in the hospital for a few days for observation.
7:30 Time to choose partners! Contestants have one hour to share their stories and get to know one another.
7:32 Yes, I am crying again.
7:34 I'm still crying. God bless Abby, I have no idea what I'd do if that happened to me.
7:35 Commercial break again. Thank goodness. I'm gonna go hug my kids and tell them I love them.
7:38 They pick teammates:
Orange: Dan & Shay
Green: Allen & Abby
Pink: Amanda & Rebecca
Gray: Rudy & Dina
Red: Antoine & Sean
Brown: Liz & Danny
Black: Alexandra & Julio
Purple: Mo & Tracy (still in the hospital)
7:41 Dun dun dun ... time for the first weigh-in!
7:41 Hubba hubba, there's my Bob-alicious again! Holdupwaitaminute ... they're like already split into "teams" on the risers by Bob and Jillian. When did that happen? Oh yeah, they are being trained by both Bob-alicious and Jillian this season. That spoiler came out this summer too.
7:42 Amanda, says "Help me." Jillian says, "You have to help yourself." LOL
7:43 "There are 4 guys over 400 lbs already." Jillian
7:44 Commercial break. WTHeck, it's only been 5 minutes and it's a commercial break already?
7:48 Shay weighs in at 476 lbs, the heaviest contestant ever. "OMG, this girl is big," says Bob-alicious. Nice, Bob.
7:51 Yep, contestants will be trained by both Bob-alicious and Jillian.
7:52 First workout with trainers. "I lied. Do 3 more." So says Jillian. Mwahahahaha
7:53 Oh I want to try one of those treadmill ladder thingamabobs!
7:54 "All you have to do is change your mind. It's a choice. Make a choice." Jillian.
7:55 OMFG, Shay quit! Poor Dan! Oh wait, Jillian spilled this over the summer on her radio show, so I already know Shay is coming back.
7:55 Commercial break
7:59 Shay came back, just like Jillian said she would.
8:01 Mo is back from the hospital - yay! Tracy is still in the hospital, that girl doesn't look good. Hope all is ok with her!
8:02 Contestants visit Dr. H & the team. I wanna do one of those Bod Pod tests!
8:03 Is it just me, or does Rebecca remind you of Amy C from Season 6??
8:08 Commercial break.
8:12 "Last chance workout, b*tch!" Jillian. LMAO Bring it on crazy woman! Yes I actually yelled that at the tv. My kids think I'm nuts.
8:14 "There's no crying over tractor tires." So says Jillian to Julio. Love it!
8:15 Ooooo ... Bob-alicious is talking. What did he say? I am so distracted by his amazing blue eyes. I can still remmeber what he smelled like when I met him and hugged that hunkalicious man. Yes, I'm crazy.
8:16 "Dreams come true through sweat and pain." That's deep, Sean!
8:17 "F*ck Ow" says Jillian to Alexandra. Hmm ... looks like there will be a confrontation between Jillian and Alexandra! Yep, there they go!
8:18 Walk to the weigh-in. Dun dun dunnnnn ...
8:18 Oh yeah, NBC is totally feeding my Bob-alicious addiction with a gratuitous shot of Bob-alicious running. Hmm, he runs to the gym. And I know what gym he teaches spin at. I am so moving to California, Sarah! lol
8:19 Commerical break.
8:22 Ali announces only 1 person from the team below the yellow line will go home. I wonder if this is a set up that Tracy won't be back so Mo will get a new partner??
8:23 The weigh-ins ..
Daniel -12 lbs; Shay -17 lbs.
They're safe with immunity.
Amanda -6 lbs; Rebeca - 18 lbs
Anyone else shocked that Amanda "only" lost 6 lbs?
Rudy -28 lbs; Dina -8 lbs
Antoine -18 lbs; Sean -22 lbs
"You can do anything." Antoine
Liz -10; Danny -24
Right on Granny of 9!
Allen - 19; Abby -15
"Death doesn't scare me," Abby. Awe, Abby made Jillian cry.
Julio - 13; Alexandra -13
Huh, Julio "only" lost 13 lbs. Same as his partner who's a female and much lighter than he is.
Mo - 19 lbs
Good for Mo for saving the team!
8:43 HEY! It's Mikey from Season 7 in a Jennie-O commercial!
8:46 Julio and Alexandra are up for elimination. My vote's on Alexandra going home, but I personally would have voted for Julio to go home. He cries over tractor tires. LOL
8:48 Deliberation. "Don't just look at numbers. I want people to think I am more than a number," Allen. My daughter chimes in, "That's really nice, but they should vote out Julio because he weighs more and is a bigger threat." That's my girl!!
8:49 The votes are in.
Purple - Alexandra
Pink - Julio
Red - Julio
Orange - Julio
Brown - Alexandra
Blue - Alexandra
8:50 Commercial break. It's up to Green to decide who's going home. I say they vote for Alexandra.
8:55 Yep, Green votes for Alexandra. Looks like the "old" contestants voted off the "young" contestant and the "young" contestants voted for the "old" contestant.
8:57 "You can push beyond and amazing things can happen. It's really important to believe in yourself because no one can do it for you. Success isn't determined by how many days you're on the ranch. Success is the determination you have in your heart." Alexandra
8:58 Wow, Alexandra has lost 60 lbs and is halfway to goal. She says she will be at goal at the finale, and is inspiring her mom and sister. You go girl! Wait, what's this about a crush on someone on the ranch? Hmmm ... is it Dan or Antoine?
And that wraps up my first installment of "The Biggest Loser Diary". What did you think of the premiere? I hope you enjoyed it!